![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The technical aspects, as I'll get into later, get to be pretty fabulous, yet there is the occasional misstep in editing, which never really glares at you too much, but does throw you off a smidge here and there, especially during the musical sequences, during which the mouths and the music don't always sync up. Okay, she's not that bad, especially in this film, for which she trimmed up quite a bit, and just enough to be in good enough shape to give us quite the lively show, though not quite lively enough to leave the many flaws to die out. Hey, as broad as she's been getting in every zone, she looks like she's about to give birth at any moment. ![]() Well, luckily we only had to see Christina Aguilera do burlesque, which still isn't all that great either, because although she does still have some pretty features in the facial area, recently, she's been bloating so much, and in certain areas, that I can guess what would fall out if she did a burlesque dip: a baby. Man, all of these jokes about Cher looking so much like a dude, are we really sure that her "daughter" actually underwent transgender operation and that she's not still a woman that just inherited whatever her mother's gender-appearance-change thing is that seems to kick in around midlife? Well, eitherway, the point is that I'm glad to see that Cher is not doing burlesque, not just because it looked offputting enough when she was relatively young and practically did it for the music video for "If I Could Turn Back Time", but because I don't want her to dip and have her face fall off, like it looks like it's on the verge of doing. Hey, I specified the gender of the impressionist, I never specified what animal the impersonator is, which seems like something that you would need to mention, because if you're going to be as authentic as possible as a Cher impressionist, you're going to have to be an animal, because, at this point, "she's" not even human anymore. Man, I don't want to have to see Cher do a burlesque dance, let alone this film's male impersonator, Seabiscuit. ![]()
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